Written by alberta 1 at 06:30 22/1-2011
Alberta 1 is currently enjoying the spotlight as the most popular team in wiki (cycling simulator encyclopedia). The Alberta 1 home page is on the very top of the popular pages list.
When we interviewed team manager Sean he was beaming with pride as he stated, “I’m so excited people finally care about what is going on with my team. Out of all the teams in OCM, mine is the one people wish to read about! This is a dream come true for me.”
However Sherwin Delcher, the team bus driver, insisted on an interview when Sean had finished talking. He appeared disgruntled from having to drive the same 6 fat riders to every possible race for the past week and a half without being given a penny extra out of the team’s bursting $30 checking account.
“Does it occur to anyone that maybe the page is so popular because Sean messes around with it so much, driving the numbers up himself? Out of the ten current pages on the website, Sean has created four of them! Surely he is one of the only ones who bothers to use the Site. Sean has edited his main page a ridiculous 37 times! I tell you the idiot doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing!”
There has also been talk that maybe Sean’s wiki pages are to blame for the teams’ recent lack of results. Maxim Banský, one of the poorly conditioned riders who came to Alberta 1 to improve his form, can’t believe the way Sean runs his team. “I have raced nine days in a row without any kind of break! This is absurd! Sean spends hours everyday messing around with his stupid wiki page… what does he do for team management? Just signs his riders up for every race he can and forgets about us. The sooner I get out of this team the better!”
There has been talk from OCM community that more teams will create wiki pages, and, if wiki grows to what it is capable of, Sean’s numerous hours spent perfecting his pages will pay off and he will be a pioneer of something great… Only time will tell.
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Bansky will be gone in about 2 weeks. Delcher will be disciplined... I'll give him a bike and make him ride 10 hour records or something :D
When are you gonna fire Maxim "loudmouth" Bansky?
Riders these days, no respect for their managers..
Delcher should be fired : )
Looks like your not far from it
http://cyclingsimulator.wikia.com/wiki/Alberta_1
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